Best pornstar martini in Newcastle upon Tyne

6 restaurant menus in United Kingdom, (the ranking and the list of restaurants are based on the number of recommendations received from users in the last month, currently updated to December 2024)
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The Alchemist Newcastle
The Alchemist Newcastle
94/100 (6679 ratings)
Bars & Pubs
Restaurants
Bars & Pubs
International
Contemporary
Vegan Options
Bar
Asian
Vegetarian Friendly
Contemporary
Bar
Gluten Free Options
Asian
International
Vegan Options
Vegetarian Friendly
Gluten Free Options
Brunch
Dinner
Lunch
Burger
Juice
jerk chicken
Curry
Sticky Toffee Pudding
Chicken Katsu Curry
sake
Prawns
Pot of Tea
pornstar martini
Chicken in a Basket
Beers
Fajitas
Bubble Gum
Beef
Negroni
Nachos
Bubble Bath Cocktail
Surf and Turf
Steak Sandwich
Mad Hatter Cocktail
Ramen
Lightbulb Moment Cocktail
Halloumi
Sriracha Chicken Burger with Cheese and Fries
Salad
Lamb
Black Fish and Chips
Wings
Fish
Poached Eggs
Duck
Fish & chips
Pork
Puddings
Iced tea
Sea Bass
Sandwiches
english breakfast
Fried
Fish & Chips
Sit down
Asian
Bar
Contemporary
International
Serves Alcohol
Gift Cards Available
Highchairs Available
Full Bar
Free Wifi
Accepts Credit Cards
Outdoor Seating
Reservations
Seating
Table Service
Wheelchair Accessible
Brunch
Dinner
Lunch
Mid-range
"Visited here tonight for our 34th wedding anniversary. Staff and service is give 6/5. Really friendly and knowledgeable about food and drinks. Food..."
Michael Ryan
"Start the night of with nibbles of seaweed crisps and honey popcorn. Trying seaweed crisps for the first time they were nice and popcorn is normal...."
Paul Archer
"The food is great, offering a diverse menu that accommodates various dietary restrictions. Prices are reasonable, striking a good balance. It has a..."
Benny A
"Went for Brunch at £30pp food was reasonably good but with 3 cocktails included the food is essentially a freebie. Stayed for extra drinks it was so..."
Aidan McNee
"The last stop on our Girl’s Night Out out itinerary and what an experience. The staff were fantastic and the facilities were well kept, all of the..."
Willow Tkw
"It has a lovely atmosphere I've come here a few times with my partner and always find new drinks to try. I ordered a plant based burger which was..."
Lucy-Ella Jones
"First time attending this restaurant with family and friends. We booked a table. Food is nothing exciting,not much to choose from. Prices are..."
Mukesh Madhavan
"Love this. Welcoming and friendly staff. Lovely atmosphere and big space. Cocktails and drinks were lovely but a bit..."
Daisy Philipson
"Brilliant place love the cocktail menu. Staff are..."
Vicky
"Delicious and unusual cocktails. Lots of choice and plenty of gimmicks to make them all experiences. The bar staff were very skillful at their craft..."
Debs Middleton
Las Iguanas
Las Iguanas
88/100 (6747 ratings)
Restaurants
Mexican
Vegan Options
Latin
Central American
Mexican
Vegetarian Friendly
Gluten Free Options
Latin
South American
Central American
Vegan Options
Vegetarian Friendly
Gluten Free Options
Brunch
Dinner
Lunch
After-hours
Lamb
Fried
Prawns
Fish
Beef
Burritos
Moqueca de Peixe
Steak
Burrito
Sweet Potato
Piña colada
Tortillas
Chicken Fajitas
Caipirinha
Fajitas
Espresso Martini
Salad
Nachos
Chilli Con Carne
Wings
Goat curry
Meatballs
Chicken Tacos
Chili
Quesadillas
Cheesecakes
Nachos Con Carne
Duck
Chicken Quesadilla
Chicken Wings
Blazing Bird Honey
Fries
Cuban Sandwich
Burritos
prosecco
Chicken Wings
Cheesecake
pornstar martini
Cuban Sandwich
Tapas
Enchiladas
Tacos
Burger
Cake
Curry
Sit down
Latin
Mexican
Central American
Reservations
Seating
Table Service
Wheelchair Accessible
Serves Alcohol
Gift Cards Available
Highchairs Available
Full Bar
Free Wifi
Accepts Credit Cards
Dinner
Lunch
Brunch
After-hours
Mid-range
"For mexican food lover this restaurant is located in the heart of Newcastle city centre. Must try the Fajitas if you want to get creative with your..."
Gaby
"We booked a bottomless brunch last minute to celebrate picking up our wedding rings. We were actually late to our booking because of delays in other..."
Sophie Emery
"Stopped for evening meal without booking, no problem on a Tuesday. Excellent service and a welcome change from all things Italian. The food was..."
Stephen Walker
"Came here for bottomless brunch. Service was fast and always had a drink ready when my current was one down! Drinks are great, loads of flavour and..."
Declan Carver
"Food was so tasty and decent sized portions for what you pay! Arrived quickly and all hot. Lush cocktails and also clean and aesthetically pleasing..."
Sophia Wilson
"This was my first bottom brunch experience and I would definitely come back. The food was good, and the service from Jordan was great! There wasn't a..."
Andrew Bonner
"Such an amazing establishment! had the honor to have a young man named Will serve us and we were so amazed with the class of service we had. We were..."
S Kah
"Had the bottomless brunch and the service was amazing. So speedy with bringing drinks out u like some places. You could tell you’re getting your..."
Adam Drummond
"Amazing service and lush food and cocktails, im a bit fussy and i don't like refried beans what came with the enchilada so the member of staff..."
becca
"Came on new years day. Super options for gluten free. Really good food. Nice vibes. Amazing cocktails. I'd deffo recommend and..."
Sally Jayne Williamson
"I had a wonderful dining experience at this restaurant, where the waiters were incredibly friendly and welcoming. Their attentive service truly added..."
SAMUEL O, EVEREST
Colonel Porters
Colonel Porters
88/100 (4280 ratings)
Bars & Pubs
Bars & Pubs
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Bar
Bar
Pub
Pub
British
Vegetarian Friendly
Vegan Options
British
Vegetarian Friendly
Vegan Options
Brunch
Dinner
Lunch
Burger
Long Island Iced Tea Pina Colada
Negroni
Double Cheeseburger Fries
Cosmopolitan and Mai Tai
Bira Moretti
Beef
Pina Colada and Ting Wray
Decent Burger
Old Fashioned
Cake
Scones
Espresso Martini
Whiskey Sour
Sambuca
Tipsy Tea
Mai Tai and Solero
Cakes
Assorted Popcorn
Mojito and Big Dog
heineken
Goats Cheese Popcorn
prosecco
Sandwiches
Old J Zombie
pornstar martini
Bar
Pub
British
Live Music
Reservations
Seating
Table Service
Wheelchair Accessible
Serves Alcohol
Full Bar
Free Wifi
Brunch
Dinner
Lunch
Mid-range
"Great establishment; decor and style is tasteful and well arranged, the guys on the bar were courteous, friendly and knowledgeable and they put..."
Michael Doyle
"Awesome Awesome Awesome From the moment we arrived to the time that we left we were treated fantastically. The food was fantastic, choice of drinks..."
Jaime Emmerson
"Fab on all counts. A real hidden gem. Staff are very helpful and friendly and the vibe of the place is..."
Margaret Scott Mitchell
"Saturday 16th booked for 10 people and 1 baby. Excellent service, friendly staff, great menu, reasonable prices and scrumptious food. A great find to..."
Katie Mae Crake
"Came here when we were holidaying in Newcastle and so glad we did. This is a very unique place with very interesting interior and the cocktails we..."
Yvette Binns
"Loved this bar� Quirky and stylish decor, love the wisterria. Staff very friendly and helpful, thanks to the barman for dragging the heavy stools..."
Debbie Lloyd
"First time in here and definitely not the last. Had food which was lovely, nice atmosphere in the restaurant side and music with DJ in the bar..."
Graham Smith
"Great atmosphere, good food, fun decor and brilliant staff. Organised for a hen party to come for tipsy afternoon tea last weekend and I couldn't..."
Em C Robinson
"our first visit was lastnight and we almost left because we couldn’t find a menu, as we were leaving the bouncer on the door queried our early..."
Nicola Jane Urwin
"One of the best kept secrets in Newcastle is Colonel Porters Emporium, we celebrated our 40th Wedding Anniversary there on Friday, along with 65..."
JackieBilly Stobbart
"I stumbled upon this unique place tonight when I was with friends - thinking it was just another bar before I entered I was amazed by the interiors..."
Sarah Hartley
"Quirky place, lots to see on the walls, and hanging from the ceiling. Live music in the background and good deals on the cocktails 😁 Friendly..."
Crozza
"What a cool bar!!! The interior decoration is gorgeous - so many interesting things to look at and amazing for anyone into the Victorian aesthetic...."
Natalie Hershey
"Update 21/11/23 weekends have become so fun here since live musics started. Dance floor is so much better here for the mint music and intimate..."
Nicole Ahmed
"I had a wonderful time at Colonel Porter's Emporium, a 1920s-themed restaurant and bar on Dean Street. The place is full of charm and character,..."
THX 2208
"Popped in for a couple of drinks on our way elsewhere for food. Our first time here after a few recommendations from friends. What a great quirky..."
Darren
"We often come here on Saturday afternoons. Lovely bar, great cocktails and good service. Only thing that lets it down is the volume of the live..."
Linda S
"Went out for a girly family day and started off in Colonel Porters based off a recommendation. It was a lovely atmosphere, the staff were really nice..."
Boo 7
"Lovely atmosphere with live music and great decor. Apparently the cocktails are good, wouldn't know as wasn't allowed a try......"
Seb Burton
"Amazing bar, amazing atmosphere, harming back to the history of the British empire. Drinks are reasonably priced, and there is a good selection...."
Peter Hawkins (H&H Family)
Tiger Hornsby
Tiger Hornsby
87/100 (1017 ratings)
Restaurants
Bar
Pub
Wine Bar
Aperol Spritz
Geordie Gin Cocktail
pornstar martini
moscow mule
Marguerita
Cosmopolitan
Bellini
French Martini
Cocktails
Gin & Tonic
Tequila
Beer and Prosecco
Bar
Pub
Wine Bar
"Elite service and amazing drinks. First time here. If I'm ever visiting Newcastle again I will make this a stop. Recommend..."
Anthony J
"The barman who was brought in to help out that night (bearded, nose piercing, tattoos) makes the best old fashioned I've ever tasted ! He even..."
Ryan Tingley
"It's a popular bar with great decor and atmosphere. I was lured in by the live music. A man with a guitar was singing lots of songs I knew, giving it..."
Carol Newell
"I first came here in the daytime where we sat outside and chilled with a few cocktails in the sunshine. Although you are next to a road which can get..."
christophe
"Nice bar in the quayside. Not masses of gable set up for small groups of people rather than couples. Nice cocktail menu. Seemed to attract an older..."
Oli Allen
"First time in here and I was recommended to visit by my uncle. Cocktails before 7pm are £5 which meant that I had to get a few in beforehand! Seen..."
Zack BQ
"Very good atmosphere Friendly staff Clean Amazing live music and DJ Dance dance..."
Alisa Olenberg
"Amazing selection of drinks, and the music was..."
Anna M
"Fantastic atmosphere. Great vibe. Strangely prices appear to be higher on a Saturday night versus a..."
George Gavin
"Lovely bar, wide selection of cocktails. Expensive so wouldn't stay for more than a..."
Laura Myers
Yolo Townhouse
Yolo Townhouse
85/100 (2593 ratings)
Restaurants
Bar
Vegetarian Friendly
Bar
British
Gluten Free Options
British
Vegetarian Friendly
Gluten Free Options
Drinks
Dinner
Lunch
King Prawn Salt and Chili
prosecco
Tuna Melt Sandwich Cubano
pornstar martini
Cheese Short Ribs
Hendricks Gin with Cucumber
Fish and Chips
Salad
Fried
Pinot Grigio
Espresso Martini
Tapas
Bud Light
Dessert Pizza
Kabobs
Steakhouse Burger
Fish
Pie of the Day
Fish and chips
Chicken and Chorizo
Gin Fizz
seafood platter
Chicken Wings Patatas Bravas
Wine
Burger
Chicken Pizza with BBQ Sauce
Bar
British
Accepts Credit Cards
Non-smoking restaurants
Takeout
Seating
Table Service
Serves Alcohol
Wine and Beer
Highchairs Available
Full Bar
Free Wifi
Drinks
Dinner
Lunch
Mid-range
"Stopped here for lunch midweek and I am glad we did. Food was perfect for what we wanted. I had a fish finger ciabatta and Mrs had chicken wrap both..."
Chris
"Such a lovely bar tucked away, cocktails were 10/10 and very affordable on the 2 for 1 deal! 2 pizzas for £12 as well, delicious! Staff were..."
Alexandra Benson
"Visited on 21st January 2023. My GF and I had booked in for 2 bottomless brunches. Once we'd arrived I'd noticed restaurant week menu was on and I..."
Mark Mclean
"The tapas options were generous, really tasty and good value (3 for the price of 2, i.e. £10). The short ribs and garlic prawns were a highlight...."
Dinusha Chandratilleke
"The young girl who works on the bar is so lovely, I’ve never got her name but she’s so chatty and always gives such a nice experience. It’s sad..."
Sophie Clements
"Nice place to visit when in newcastle,we had garlic bread.magarita pizza and chips.2 cocktails . Total price was less that £28.00 for me and my..."
Gwen Siddle
"We went on Tuesday for our usual Tuesday night drinks, little did I know there was a fantastic surprise waiting for me. My wife had arranged for a..."
ian 67
"We went not for food just a few drinks and abit boogie!the DJ was playing funky soul,just what we were looking for...the barman took my unfinished..."
Glen March
"Had our retirement do at YOLO....brilliant night, venue was lovely, buffet delicious, varied and well presented. Addtionally, the staff were so..."
George Dixon
"My favourite bar in Newcastle, great location and great Bar and atmosphere.. food nice and staff..."
Craig Douglas
"Beautiful food and lovely service. Will definitely be returning..."
Susan
"Cosy surroundings, lovely food and a great array of cocktails. I had a great evening & the staff were really good. If I were going to pick holes I'd..."
James Hillary
"Cool place chilled out vibes good people and I'll be back as Arnie would say..."
Aristotle Change
"Cheap pizzas and the rhubarb cocktail/long island iced tea on the 2 for £12 are easily my favourite cocky T's in town..."
Liam Gallifent
"Chilled bar with 241 cocktails on a Friday from 6pm. Cocktails are well made and staff are friendly. Function room upstairs and..."
Ross
"Nice friendly staff, food and cocktails were..."
Lee Ternent
"Highly recommended for bottomless cocktails. Great food lovley..."
Gillian Stephenson
Chachabuchi
Chachabuchi
70/100 (412 ratings)
Restaurants
Bar
Pub
Bar
Dinner
Lunch
Fondue
sushi
Mojito
Daiquiri
Piña colada
Cocktail
Mai Tai
Sex on the beach
Cocktails and Shots
Juice
Nachos
Whisky
Ultimate Fondue
pornstar martini
Watermelon Mojitos
Gin and Ginger Beer
Bar
Pub
Seating
Table Service
Serves Alcohol
Accepts Credit Cards
Reservations
Dinner
Lunch
Mid-range
"Really good live music but it was too loud, we couldn't hear each other! Thats why only 4 stars. Shame as its a great place for a night out other..."
Sandra Darroch
"I cannot recommend Leah enough she is amazing inside and out I couldn’t ask for better service. She is totally intuitive to our needs and I only..."
Janine Noble
"We arrived and had a laugh but it was early so maybe not right time to arrive. While there we had an amazing bar staff member speak to us and make us..."
John W
"We celebrated a birthday and did brunch which was unreal, food was great and the service was spot on. Then we did the bingo ball. Omg the queen's..."
Mrs ILOVECAKES
"Nice bar with good food options. Had the fondue with everything which was very tasty and more than anough for two to share! Good cocktails though..."
Helen Zakhour
"The sushi here is incredible. Order it! Music is great (but loud in the evenings). We heard some brilliant live entertainment. Price is fair, service..."
Reanie Smalley
"Very welcoming from the second we walked in, great selection of beer and cocktails and the fondue was fantastic value for money, only gripe was how..."
Andrew Davison
"Korea made me my very own take on the Newyork cosmopolitan and I looooove. 10/10 go..."
Hayleigh Petrie
"We were really looked after by the whole team at ChachaBuchi. Thanks. Enjoyed a great family birthday meal with our daughter. Been ages since we had..."
Ian H
"We had an amazing time on 11.3.23 for a Hen Party we arrived an hour early due to travelling from York and Adam /Alex (sorry I'm rubbish with names)..."
Maggi Watson
"Nice place, the day I went there was live music and the place was quite busy and popular. The cocktails were good and they had a lot of on tap..."
Akosua Ford
"Me and my partner went for drinks and ended up getting the ultimate fondue. Can say the ultimate fondue was the best choice. Didn’t intend to order..."
saul Westlake
"Even without the drinks, the atmosphere is one of the most welcoming in Newcastle. The price list may be on the higher side, but it’s worth it for..."
Christopher Newman