Dear Ewan, forgive our misguided quest,
Cheating in the quiz, we must confess.
Lacking brain cells, we strayed astray,
But now we seek redemption, come what may.
In moments of weakness, we faltered and fell,
But integrity's path, we'll tread it well.
With remorse in our hearts, we ask for your grace,
And pledge to honor the quiz's rightful place.
So here's our apology, short and clear,
We'll embrace honesty, without fear.
Forgive us, Ewan, for our foolish choice,
As we strive to let integrity's voice rejoice.
Ewan has a massive, massive, almost too big, humongous, gigantic, juicy, fat, GIRTHY personality. AND BOY does he know how to use it
Amazing night at the brook house. We came for the quiz and Ewan was probably the best quiz host that we’ve had. so funny and a great atmosphere 🩷
Ewan is the man, best Monday night quizmaster. Made me feel represented with the thistle and tartan suit. I mean, what a stud, brings in the revenue all by his sexy self. I will be back here for sure just to see his smile and suit looking finer than the princess of china. Ps bring your mum too :)
Ewan may be the best host i have every witnessed, got the crowd goin got the vibe electric and made me dance like an elephant his mother was the beat part of this evening due to people not cheating in the quiz what a legend his mother the best of all (he can agree)
I don’t quite have the words for a place like this. 10/10 stunning sights, Michelin star food… absolutely to die for… would recommend for any wedding or funeral!! The liverpool decor is exquisite, would make a toffee feel at home🥰 x
In the quiz world, there's Tiki E, who’s bold,
His questions dirty, his wit untold.
But his mum, oh my, she's a sight to see,
Sexier than me , with a charm that's crazy.
With Tiki E and his mum, it's a saucy affair,
In the world of trivia, his questions are saucy and always fair!
Love the sexy pitbull impersonator. That plaid suit has me losing my mindddd
Ewan makes a cracking quiz, even if we lost my a mile. Will be back next week, hoping for a selfie with a man himself 🤞🙏
Steve reminds me of a summers day where rain is far from sight and all you can see in your minds eye is his beautiful silhouette behind the bar. His birthday is my personal Ramadan, Lent, Christmas and New Year. He is a joy, a celebration and immaculate representation of a man. He smells of mint. Happy Birthday Steve, you complete me.
What a place! Brought my mother here last week for her 70th birthday and we ending up running into Wayne Rooney. I was absolutely star struck but, he did end up asking about for a condom and then subsequently taking my mum into the toilets. Although my mum prematurely left the brook house due to a sex enduced cardiac arrest, it was a great time! Would reccomend!
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