THE MYSTERY OF THE CANNY MAN (R Burns)
In Morning Side, where time hae ran,
There lies a pub, the Canny Man
Its doors wide open, beckoning all,
To share in tales and call.
Its doors creak open, as if to say,
“Come, wander in, and lose the day",
midst the dust, o’ memories past,
an’ antiquities, forever last.
Inside its walls, a warm embrace,
Where weary souls, regain their grace
but secret spells surround this halt
this sanctuary of the ancient malt.
Sae why the name, the Canny Man?
Tis sublime of mind, a true Scots-man,
A mixt of ken, wi’ intellect,
An’ caution commands respect
While each glass of whiskey or ale divine
lifes woes disolve, an’ plans refine
knowledge expands, rhetoric's grace
erudition grows at a pace
But hark! tis secret, whispered low,
Upon passin’ its door, time starts tae slow,
Inside the pub, time creeps a slower pace,
As whisky’s sipped, it slips embrace.
Yes within this haven, a secret did abide,
For time, it slowed when they stepped inside,
With every whisky poured and downed,
The clocks did stop and e’en rewound!
With time in reverese, an after comes afore
Friends become younger and wittier than before
Ever more wit and laughter fills the air
Hilarious banter, a joy to share
“we are all Canny men” so they cheer
“we’re all Canny men” and order more beer
and they do dice with the devil
wi time forgot, do merry revel
Some souls, they say, never left this keep,
Forever trapped, suspended sleep,
Like starlight snared in a black holes plight
frozen in time, eternal night
As night deepens and movement turns slow
langrous ballet in moons gentle glow
orders are taken dispensed by staff
time's paradox, a riddle to laugh
Sad drinlers forever bound to seat
engulfed in a instant, their hearts replete,
molasses-like air, trapping their delight,
a timeless joy, an eternal flight.
Yet, should a drinker slip past its door,
Before the last call, when spirits do soar,
They'd wake at home with time reset
But memory of night all forget
So Drinker beware! and run sublime
afore you hear, the staff shout "Time!"
Drink in wisdom, but heed the call,
Escape the Canny, ere shadows fall.
Oh, Canny Man, beloved retreat,
Where troubles fade and sorrows fleet,
With every toast, we raise a cheer,
For this cherished pub we hold so dear.
So, let us gather, one and all,
Within the walls this drinkers hall,
And raise our voices, join our clan,
To sing the praises of the Canny Man.
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